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1. Name: Dakota Trevor Gregory Kemmerer
2. Nickname(s): Dako, Balto, Retard, Asshole, Daky, Dak's.
3. Birthday: 31st Oct, 1993
4. That makes you: 20
5. Where were you born: Washington.
6. Location right now: Greater Manchester, England.
7. Shoe size: 6
8. How many piercings?: None they are ew.
9. Tattoos?: Again, ew
10. When you wake up you're: Ready to check on the dogs if they are not in bed with me.
11. When your about to sleep you're: Sleepy?
12. Zodiac sign: Scorpio
13. Chinese sign: Rooster
14. Righty or Lefty: Righty
15. Innie or Outie: Innie
16. School: Most Recent one is, Sharples High School.

Section Two: Looks

17. Nationality: White, American.
18. Hair color: Brown, was Gingery but it changed as I grew up
20. Weight: Have no idea
21. Height: 6'4" At last measuring and that was a long time ago.
22. Braces?: Never had them, I need them though.
23. Glasses?: Yeah. I do not wear them.

Section Three: Private Life

24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend?: Yes, I do
25. If so, who? Rin, to keep it short and so you cannot find him.
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone?: Not sure
27. Who has a crush on you?: I can think of someone..
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf?: Ash, because I was stupid and we had stopped talking as much and I just needed someone, this does not at all justify what I did. But that is my reasoning for it.
29. Who was your first kiss: Ew
30. Who was your last kiss: ^
31. Are you a virgin? No.
32. Ever had a threesome before?: No.
If you could have sex with anyone, who would that be?: Rin, if I was ready.
34. Have you ever been in love?: Yes, it is a dangerous thing.
35. Broken any hearts?: I have.
36. Got your heart broken?: Twice, by the same person. The first time was deserved, the second. Not at all..
37. Ever liked a friend?: Yeah, that is how it works.
38. What happened?: Stuff

Section Four: Past Relationships

39. How many relationships have you been in?: Three
40. How many were serious enough to count: All of them.
41. Who were those serious ones: Ash, Ross and now Rin.
42. Funnest hook-ups: I do not do 'Hook-ups'
43. What made them different: Nothing, they where all amazing, I just either fucked it up or it wasn't the right time.
44. What happened: Break ups.
45. Best boy/girlfriend: They where/are all great.
46. Worst boy/girlfriend: No one.
47. Ever been kissed: Nope.
48. Who do you want back: Currently no one, I am fine where I am.
49. Who do you regret: Ash.
50. Why?: He is incapable of understanding what emotion is.

Section Five: Favorites

51. Song: Marlene On The Wall, Suzan Vega.
52. Movie: Balto.
53. Food: Bolognaise.
54. Drink: Pepsi
55. Store: I don't know.
56. Television show: I like alot.
57. Holiday: None, they shove lonelyness in the face of all who are alone.
58. Book: Man Among Wolves.
59. Ice cream: Not a fan of Ice Cream.
60. Sweets: None.
61. Crisps: Cheesey ones.
62. Type of music: Anything.
63. Artist: A good few.
64. Word: Fuck
65. Time of day: Night
66. Dressing: depends
67. Alcoholic drink: NO. NO. NO.
68. Color(s): Blue, red, black, white, Orange.
69. Piece of clothing: My Wolf Hat.
70. Character: Balto
71. Smell: Do not have one.
72. Shampoo: I could give no shits.
73. Soap: As long as it makes me clean, I like it.
74. Smiley: I hate them.
75. Board game: Monopoly?
76. Sport: I'm not that into sports...
77. Number: 9
78. Quote: Too many.
79. Animal: Wolves.
80. Actor: I don't think I have one.
82. Vegetable: Sprouts.
83. Fruit: Grapes, and I mean the fruit before I get any saucy comments, Grape. 
84. Place to be: Anywhere not here.
85. Thing in your room: My dogs
86. Gum: None, they are not too good.
87. Shape: Circle, it is the basis for everything I draw.
88. Country: America, I guess.
89. Mall: None, too many people in them places. Only good for Zombie Apocolypses.
90. Car: Buik Regal, GNX.
91. Boy's name: None.
92. Girl's name: None.
93. Family member: Only one I liked died.
94. Restaurant: No idea
95. Movie place: My room-
96. Person to go to the movies with: I do not do theatres.
97. Noise: Rain
98. Brand of shoe: Anything.
99. Brand of clothing: Anything.
100. Body part of a chicken: All of it. I love chickens.
101. Swear word: Fucking Twat Hole.
102. Month: None.
103. Possession: My PC, It is my gateway to my friends.
104. Team: None?
105. Season: Autumn, when the weather is cooler, but you get the stary skies of summer.
106. Radio station: None.
107. Magazine: Who the hell reads magazines xD
108. Favorite grade: Eww, none.
109. Least favorite grade: All of them.
110. Teacher: Mrs. Kaminska.
111. Least favorite teacher: Everyone else.
112. Subject: Any Science
113. Subject to talk about: Nothing, I avoid conversation.

Section Six: Family

114. Who's your mum?: My mother.
115. Who's your dad?: My father.
116. Any step-parents?: No.
117. Any brothers?: Nope
118. Any Sisters?: Meh.
120. Coolest: Mom was, by far.
121. Loudest: Me. When I am angry.
122. Best relative: None.
123. Worse relative: All but Mother.
124. Do you get along with your parents?: I did.
125. With your siblings?: Meh.
126. Does anyone understand you?: No one, not even me.
127. Do you have any pets?: Yeah.
129. If not, what do you want as a pet?: Anything.
130. Can I be a part of your family?: Depends on who you are. Probably not.

Section Seven: School

131. Are you still in school?: No.
132. Did you drop out?: I did, to look after Mom.
133. Your current GPA: Stupid.
134. Do you buy or bring lunch?: Buy
135. ABC's?: Easy as 123.
136. Favorite class: Music, Science and that is about it.
137. Play any sports at school?: Nope
138. Are you popular?: Nah.
139. Favorite memory: Beating the crap out of someone who had it long coming.
140. Most humiliating moment: Not really.
141. Most funniest moment: When I kicked a door in the science block and broke the window on it.
142. Most scared moment: First day in a Brittish school.

Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear

145. Chicken: Food.
146. Dog: Woof!.
147. Christina Aguilera: Monkeys.
148. Ricky Martin: ???
149. 50 cent: Money.
150. Poop: Pee.
151. Beach: Sand
152. Desert: Also sand
153. Water: hydration
154. Osama: Great mask for robbing a bank.
155. Love: Pain.
156. Your little brother: Not got one, so nothing really?
157. Butt: Butt.
158. Clowns: Scary ass fuckers who need to die.
159. Wonder: Stars.
160. Brown: Shit?
161. Banana: Banana
162. Sex: Steamy, stained sofa.
163. Parents: Mother.
164. Homosexuals: I may be one of you, but if you're going to close of streets for a parade, expect people to be pissed and hit you and whatnot. Don't see straight people throwing parades because they like the oposite gender, you make every single gay, Bi, Lesbian. Look like childish attention seekers. Most of you make me sick.
165. God: Evil.

Section Nine: Do you believe in

166. God: No, not at all.
167. Heaven: Also nope.
168. Devil: Without a god there is no devil, so no.
169. Hell: Same as above
170: Boogy man: That is me, so yes.
171. Closet Monsters: Again, me.
172. Fortune tellings: Nah, my Mom did though.
173. Magic: Nope.
174. Love at first sight: Somewhat.
175. Ghosts: No, once you are dead you are dead.
176. Voo-doo dolls: Nah, Voo-Doo isn't my thing either, not one for supernatural stuff.
177. Reincarnation: No
178. Yourself: HAHAHA!! No.

Section Ten: Do you

179. Smoke: Never. It is disgusting.
180. Do drugs: Nope.
181. Drink alcohol: No.
182. Cuss: All the time, I am a cussing machine
183. Sing in the shower: Not in a long time.
184. Like school: No, not at all.
185. Want to get married: Not really bothered.
186. Type with all of your fingers: Nope, only two and a thumb on my right hand and two on my left.
187. Think you're attractive:Rin does.
188. Drink and drive: Nope.
189. Snore: I have no idea.
190. Sleep walk: Probably not.
191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: Yes. 

Section Eleven: Have you ever

192. Flashed someone: Nope.
193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: I DON'T DRINK.
194. Told that person how you felt: It is what I do.
195. Been arrested: A good few times because I cannot controll myself....
196. Gone to jail or juvie: Been in a cell if that counts..
197. Skateboarded: Yes, can't anymore though.
198. Skinny dipped: Nope.
199. Rock climbed: I've climbed rocks before, but not "rock climbed" as you think of it.
200. Killed someone: Not too sure.
201. Watched porn: Does Yiff count?
202. Gone on a road trip: No.
203. Went out of the country: I am out of it right now.
204. Talked back to an adult: Well I am an Adult now, but when I was younger I did too.
205. Broken a law: Yeah.
206. Got pulled over: Nope.Been close to though
208: Cried to get out of trouble: Nope.
209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: That's never happened before.
210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: No.
211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister: No.
212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: If that someone is me, then yes.
213. Moon someone: No
214. Shop-lifted: I was desperate for food for my dogs, so yes.
215. Worked at McDonald's: No.
216. Eaten a dog: No!
217. Give money to a homeless person: No, I look after my own only.
218. Glued your hand to yourself: No.
219. Kissed someone of the same sex: Virtually I have.
220. Had a one night stand: No.
221. Smoked: No.
222. Done drugs: No.
223. Lose a friend because of your ex: Yeah.
224. Slap someone for being stupid: I have plenty of times.
225. Had cyber sex: Yeah.
226. Wish you were the opposite sex: No.
227. Caught someone doing something: I have been caught doing things.
228. Played a game that removes clothing: No.
229. Cried during a movie: No.
230. Cried over someone: Yeah.....
231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: Yeah.............
232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: Nope.
233. Ran away from home: I have a few times.
234. Cheated on a test: I might have, but I don't remember.

Section Twelve: Would you

235. Bungee jump: No
236. Sky dive: Probably no
237. Swim with dolphins: Yeah
238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: No.
239. Try to be the opposite sex: No.
240. Lie to the police: Yeah.
241. Run from the police: Already have...
242. Lie to your parents: Not a chance in hell.
243. Back stab a friend for your own well being: Again, not a chance.
244. Be an exotic dancer: No.
245. F**k a donkey for $1,000,000: I wouldn't fuck a Donkey for it, because they cannot say no to a dick in them, but I would let a Donkey fuck me for it, they can chose to mount or not.

Section Thirteen: Are you

246. Shy: Nah I do not do Shy.
247. Loud: When I am angry I am.
248. Nice: Not really..
249: Outgoing: Nah.
250: Quiet: In person unless angry, yes.
251. Mean: I am a naturaly mean person, it is why I lose so many people.
252. Emotional: Yeah I am, and verry passionate about it too.
253. Sensitive: I have been told I am.
254. Gay: I think so.
255. Strong: I am weak both physicly and emotionaly. I am generally a weak failure all round.
256. Weak: Most definatly. I suck ass.
257. Caring: When I want to be. And when I don't..
258. Dangerous: I can be...
259. Crazy: Mentally unstable, so I would say so?
260. Spontaneous: Spontaneous me!.
261. Funny: People like to say I am so it must be true, personaly I do not see it.
262. Sweet: I've been called that before, so I guess?
263. Sharing: Yeah.
264. Responsible: People say I am too responsible.
265. Trustworthy: Yeah.
266. Open-minded: Always.
267. Creative: Yeah. Sometimes.
268. Cute: Hell no.
269. Slick: Yeah.
270. Smart: Depends on the situation.
271. Dumb: Same as above.
272. Evil: I have been called as such, but they are just shits.
273. Ghetto: Nah.
274. Classy: Nah.
275. Photogenic: Hahaha... no.
276. Dependable: Yeah.
277. Greedy: Sometimes.
278. Ugly: I feel it, but it is in the eye of the beholder or whatever.
279. Messy: Yes.
280. Neat: Not in the slightest.
281. Perverted: I can be, depends on the person I am with, I am a pervert. But a pervert that knows not everyone likes it.
282. Silly: I can be.
283. A B****: I am the biggest bitch on the block.
284. A Good Listener: I think.
285. A Fighter: Yeah I am.
286. A Party Animal: No.
287. A Game Freak: Always playing something.
288. A Computer Freak: Of course.

Section Fourteen: Future

289. Dream job: I would like to work with wolves or something along them lines, that is all I have ever wanted to do and all I ever will accept.
290. Dream house: Anything
291. Husband/Wife: Someone who I like a lot obviously...
292. Kids: Nah
293. Names: I really do not care
294. Pets: Many
295. Car: Buik again, these questions feel samey.
296. Age you would want to get married: Whenever the hell I am ready.
297. Best Man/Bride's Maid: No one, I do not want a big thing.
298. Honeymoon: Somewhere with beautifull nights and cool days.

Section Fifteen: Your friends 

299. Best friend: I do not like the 'Best Friend' Thing, I like everyone I like equally.
300. Known the longest: Grape, Ross and TJ.
301. Craziest: TJ easilly, but Crazy comes with being a Guaaaaar xD
302. Loudest: Grape, easilly.
303. Shyest: ?
304. Best hair: I could not say, never seen hair of any of them.
305. Best eyes:Same as above.
306. Best body:Same as above.
307. Most Athletic: Again, same as above.
308. Hot-Tempered: BaIto? *I know that is me, but Ross was right and I have no hot heads I know.*
309. Most impatient: I don't know.
310. Shortest: I think it would be Ross xD
311. Tallest: Grape? Maybe TJ?
312. Skinniest: Not got a single clue.
313. Best singer: Only ever heard Grape sing, so Grape?
314. Funniest: You're all funny as all hell.
315. Can always make you laugh: You all can, just takes a lot.
316. Wish you talked to more: TJ and Ross, Grape I talk too alot and Rin I talk to every day.
317. Wish you saw more:All of you.
318. Who drives you insane after a while:None of you really, sometimes I can get tired of a conversation, but you personally do not annoy or bore me.
319. Who you can stay around forever and never get sick of: All of you, you're all amazing.
320. Ever lose a friend because you took it to the 'next level': I have yes, Then they came back and I lost them again for nothing but giving a shit about them. 
321. Whose always been there when you need them: AGain all of you, and on the rare occasion you haven't I can guarantee it wasn't your fault. People have lives and sometimes cannot be around. Just how things work.
322. Who is like your family: Everyone I've listed so far. xD
323. How many friends do you have?: 4?
324. How many are really close?: Rin, Ross, TJ and Grape.

Section Sixteen: The last

325. Thing you ate: No idea.
326. Thing you drank: Water
327. Thing you wore: My clothes.
328. Thing you did: This meme
329. Place you went: For a walk because I felt shit.
330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: Nothing
331. Person you saw: Some kids talking about my car outside.
332. Person you hugged: Mom, a long long time ago.
333. Person you kissed: ???
334. Person you f****d: Rin, it was Cyber but it was as close to real as I can get currently.
335. Person you talked to online:Random people in a group chat I am in.
336. Person you talked to on the phone: My counsellor.
337. Song you heard: Your Song, Ellie Golding.
338. Show you saw: Space Dandy.
339. Time you fought with your parents: I can't remember
340. Time you fought with a friend: Today.
341. Words you said: I need to be alone for a while.

Section Seventeen: Now

343. What are you eating: Nothing
344. What are you drinking: Nothing
345. What are you thinking: Why do you people still haunt my mind.
346. What are you wearing: Clothes.
347. What are you doing: This meme.
349. Hair: What does this mean???
350. Mood: Sore and down.
351. Listening to: Your Song.
352. Talking to anyone: No
353. Watching anything: No

Section Eighteen: Yes or No

354. Are you a vegetarian: No, I could not live without meat.
355. Are you a carnivore: I eat Veggies so no?
356. Are you heterosexual: Nope.
357. Do you like penguins: Yeah I guess.
358. Do you write poetry: I have, it was shit.
359. Do you see stupid people: They're everywhere, unfortunately.
360. You + Me: In Japan Watch Me Dance.
361. Do you like the Osbournes: What Osborunes?
362. Can you see flying pigs: No, I cannot.
363. Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: Yes.
364. Are you from Afghanistan: No.
365. Is Christina Aguilera ugly: I don't care.
366. Are you a zombie: No.
367. Am I annoying you: Yeah you are.
368. Do you bite your nails: No.
369. Can you cross your eyes: Yeah.
370. Do you make your bed in the morning: No, I do not see the point if it is going to be ruined with you sleeping in it again.
371. Have you touched someone's private part: My dog's because checking for lumps is important.

Section Nineteen: This or That

372. Winter or Summer: Winter
373. Spring or Autumn: Autumn
374. Shakira or Britney: Neither.
375. MTV or VH1: They are Music Channels, right? If so. Neither because they play crap.
376. Black or White: Both. Doesn't matter.
377. Yellow or Pink: Pink because it is pretty.
378. Football or Basketball: Neither?
379. Mobile Phone or Pager: Pager as it is cheaper to replace?
380. Pen or Pencil: Pencil
381. Cold or Hot: Cold, it is easier to get warm than it is too cool down.
382. Tattoos or Piercings: Neither.
383. Inside or Outside: Outise, inside you miss the few spots of beauty left on the planet.
384. Weed or Alcohol: Neither.
385. Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi every time.
386. Tape or Glue: Glue, it tastes better.
387. McDonald's or In-n-Out: McDonald's, even if it is tripe.

Section Twenty: Opinions

388. What do you think about classical music: It really gets you thinking.
389. About boy bands: Westlife are damn good.
390. About suicide: I have attempted it, and not regretted it any of the times but once.
391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: That's stupid. Shove your opinion up your ass if you're like that.
392. About teen pregnancy: Have some self-control, man. Cock socks exist for a reason.
393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: Dead, most likely.
394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: Probably no one, but I hope everyone.
395. About gay men: I don't care???

Section Twenty-One:

396. Do you have a website: No.
397. Current weather right now: Cloudy and breezy.
398. Current time: 11:38 pm
399. Any shout outs: The people listed in this meme.
400. Last thoughts: Why the hell did I do this?

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Detective-Shep Featured By Owner Edited Jul 1, 2014  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist



Guess what?

I'm Your Stalker -remake- by Katttty920

Also I just saw the "*FOR A CERTAIN STALKER NOT THE GOOD KIND THE IRRITATING KIND*" thing on your page and I swear I am the good kind xD

I hope

This message is long and annoying.
You can hide it if you wish. xD
BaIto Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That stalker thing is litteraly from years back, you're fine do not even worry about it xDD
Detective-Shep Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yoooo xD
Dakota and Roswell Linked Icons [G] by SCIENTlST
I made you another thing. xD
How are you?
BaIto Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Is there anyway you could resize it for me? My Photoshop is being a butt so DeviantArt isn't letting me use it D: And not the best not the worst, you? .3.
Detective-Shep Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah, I can do that. C:
I've been pretty good, just tired. What's up?
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