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44 ODD THINGS

1. Do you like blue cheese? I can't eat cheese soooooo!
2. Have you ever smoked? No, unless passive smoking counts, if so. You all have.
3. Do you own a gun? No
4. What is your favourite cordial flavour? Any?
5. Do you get nervous before Doctor appointments? I do not do doctors I avoid them xD They're evil little fuck sacks.
6. What do you think of hot dogs? They’re tasty if the sausage is a nice one but I haven't had one in years, they're delicious with ketchup!
7. Favourite Christmas movie? I don't know if there are any good ones.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Water!
9. Do you do push-ups? I have never really tried, don't do working out xD.
10.What’s your favourite piece of jewellery? Why the heck would I wear jewelry? Not my sort of thing to be completely honest i'd look silly in it.
11. Favourite hobby? Drawing or playing games I guess?
12. Do you have A.D.D? No
13. What’s the one thing you hate about yourself? Everything because I suck <.<
14. Middle name? Trevor Gregory.
15. Name three thoughts at this exact moment? What the heck is this guy doing in this video, I wonder what is in the universe. Damn I have a boner.
16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? Water, water and more water. xD
17. Current worry? That my life plans will not work out the way I want them too and shit will just go wrong and I'll end up doing something stupid and not be around anymore or something like that, or my friends will leave me and I'll be alone .3.
18. Current hate right now? A lot of things I can not be bothered listing xD.
19. Favourite place to be? The Penine moors at night
20. How do you ring in the new year? I don't really?
21. Where would you like to go? ANywhere away from here.
22. Name three people who will complete this? No one unless they specificly chose too, it isn't my place to tell them what to do <.<
23. Do you own slippers? I do not, socks work just fine
24. What colour shirt are you wearing right now? White
25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? I don't kow, I have never done it.
26. Can you whistle? I can indeed!
27. Favourite Colour? Too many to care to list xD
28. Would you be a pirate? I am a proffesional Pirate.
29. What songs do you sing in the shower? I donæt really shower
30. Favourite girl’s name? Ashley
31. Favourite boy’s name? Dimitri xD
32. What’s in your pocket right now? I have a little tiny switch blade thingy.
33. Last thing that made you laugh? My friend when we where talking xD
34. Best bed sheets as a child? I never really had any special ones as a kid.
35. Worst injury you have ever had? Broke my leg when I was tiny .3.
36. Do you love where you live? I absolutly hate it here, it makes me wish to kill everyone here-
37. How many TV’s do you have in your house? Counting moniters 2?
38. Who is your loudest friend? I have no idea.
39. How many dogs do you have? Two used to have three
40. Does someone have a crush on you? I have no idea .3.
41. What book are you reading at the moment? This meme?
42. What’s your favourite candy? Too many to think about
43. What’s your favourite sports team? I don’t watch any sport
44.What song do you want played at your funeral? Want You Gone; Portal 2 OST

1. The President of the United States called you? 
I'd say, 'God Damn it Obama, get me back home, yo!' xD

2. You won the lottery? 
Buy gifts for all my friends as childish as it sounds, I owe them a bunch for being around for me!

3. You caught a friend stealing from you? 
I'd throw pillows at them <.<

4. You witnessed a murder?  
Probably watch for a while I don't know xD

5. A random stranger offered you candy?  
Take the candy then run <.<

6. Tumblr closed?  
Not much, just not post and reblog yiff? xD

7. A genie granted you one wish? 
I'd wish not for world peace or anything stupid and unatainable like that. Just for people to think more logicaly about things.

8. You lost your favorite possession? 
Probably die inside.

9. You found 10 dollars on the ground? 
Take it and probably buy myself some food with it.

10. Your date throws up on you? 
Probably throw up on them in return xD

11. Someone cut off a chunk of your hair? 
Punch them in the face.

12. Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you?
I'd wonder how a 2D Thing works in real life.

13. You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call? 
I'd call Nasa and ask them if they can see my butt from space.

14. Aliens invaded and gave you the choice to fight with them or die? 
Fight with them, then kill myself because humanity deserves a slaughtering xD

15. You had a baby with two heads?
I'd teach it to be a genious.

16. It started to rain frogs? 
Dance in the rain.

17. The ground fell into the sky?
Wouldn’t we all die?

18. Sharks began to breath air and fly through the air eating people?
I have no idea.

19. A flower asked you how your day was?  
Look around for the hidden camera.

20. You found a sleeping bum with a 100 dollar bill in his hand?
Wake the guy up and tell him to put it in a pocket or something where it's not so noticable.

I sometimes think I eat too much.

The person I have feelings for is younger than me.

I can be quite stubborn sometimes.

I’m always too shy to tell someone if I like them.

I get bored easily.

I love those random conversations that make no sense.

I’m legally old enough to drink … but I don’t go out drinking too often. *Hate Alcohol*

I’m more of an evening person than a morning person.

I’ve read all of the Harry Potter books.

I’m not very flirty.

I spend a lot of time with my family.

People always seem to text me when I have no credit to text back.

Pasta is one my favorite foods.

I worry a lot about what other people think of me.

My toenails are painted purple.

One of my friends is pregnant.

Chocolate always cheers me up when I’m feeling down.

I tend to get embarrassed and blush easily.

I’ve never been cheated on.

I prefer Facebook messages to comments.

I suffer from migraines.

I hardly ever drink coffee.

I feel insecure sometimes.

I like prawn cocktail flavor crisps.

I always make an effort to keep in touch with the people who matter to me.

Mariah Carey is one of my favorite singers …

… But I listen to all different types of music.

I miss someone right now.

I haven’t texted anyone in ages.

People can be quite protective of me sometimes.

I’ve never had unprotected sex.

I find it hard to lie to the people I care about.

I like the sensation of butterflies in the stomach.

Talking on the phone makes me feel awkward.

I’m easily amused.

Most of my friends are in relationships.

I usually keep my phone on silent.

I love to sing.

My best friend is pretty. (Don't know what he looks like, but I'll underline this anyway)

I’m hungry.

I hold back from saying what I think a lot of the time.

I love Bourbon biscuits.

Most people think I look younger than my actual age.

I wish I was taller.

My birthday is in April.

I’ve never smoked.

I don’t have casual sex.

I don’t like to draw too much attention to myself.

I haven’t bought any new CDs for ages. *Never bought one*

I prefer to wear my hair down.

I consider my friends to be more attractive than I am.

I hate guys who think they’re God’s gift to women.

When I was younger, I used to love pop groups like Steps, S Club 7 and Atomic Kitten.*I still do*

I slept alone last night.

I use conditioner every time I wash my hair.

I was born in the 90’s.

I have blue eyes.

I don’t have a flat stomach …

… But I’m not worried about my weight.

My hair isn’t dyed.

I was obsessed with Pokémon when I was a kid.*I am a Pokeman so I still am xD*

I don’t like to bottle up my feelings …

… But I sometimes struggle to talk about them because I’m not sure what to say.

I sometimes miss the way things used to be.

I’ve had singing lessons.

I’m British.

I hardly ever wear white …

… Because I can’t seem to keep white things white, no matter how hard I try.

I’m straight.

One of my best friends is gay.

My hair isn’t straightened.

I will be staying at home tonight.

My friends think I have strange taste when it comes to guys.

I’m agnostic.

I’m quite romantic.

One of my friends is engaged.

I wear make-up … but I don’t use foundation.

I sometimes feel like I take things for granted.

The last person I hugged was a family member.

I like looking at old photos …

… Even if I look bad in them, just for old times sake.

I only dance when I’m drunk.

I’m a forgiving person.

I listen to music by Evanescence.

I listened to music by Paramore.

I listened to music by 30 Seconds To Mars.

I don’t have a problem with being single …

… But sometimes I feel a little bit lonely.

I can’t whistle.

I dislike watching the news.

I haven’t had sex recently …

… And that doesn’t bother me.

My favorite type of chocolate is Galaxy.

I don’t wear shoes with high heels.

I feel embarrassed when I see photos of myself as a child.

My favorite soft drink contains caffeine.

A certain evil Detective I know decided to demand I do this >.>


[/] Acousticophilia: sexual arousal from certain sounds.

[ ] Agalmatophilia: sexual attraction to statues or mannequins or immobility.

[X] Algolagnia: sexual pleasure from pain. (Giving it to others and bloodplay to be exact!)

[ ] Amaurophilia: sexual arousal by a partner whom one is unable to see due to artificial means, such as being blindfolded or having sex in total darkness.

[ ] Acrotomophilia and apotemnophilia: sexual attraction to amputation or amputees. 

[ ] Andromimetophilia (also gynemimetophilia): sexual attraction towards women dressed as men or who have had a sex change operation.

[ ] Aquaphilia: arousal from water and/or in watery environments, including bathtubs and swimming pools.

[ ] Aretifism: sexual attraction to people who are without footwear, in contrast to retifism.

[ ] Autogynephilia: love of oneself as a woman.

[ ] Autoassassinophilia: sexual arousal from fantasizing about or staging one's own murder.

[ ] Biastophilia: sexual arousal from assault and rape.

[ ] Chronophilia: sexual attraction to a partner of the same chronological age, but whose sexuoerotic age is discordant with that chronological age.

[ ] Coprophilia: sexual attraction to (or pleasure from) feces. It's strictly related to Fecophilia, sexual arousal from defacation or watching a partner defecate, particularly on oneself.

[ ] Covert incestiphilia: arousal from non-contact sexual behavior with a child.

[/] Dacryphilia: sexual pleasure in eliciting tears from others or oneself.

[ ] Dendrophilia: sexual attraction to trees and other large plants.

[ ] Emetophilia (also vomerophilia): sexual attraction to vomiting.

[ ] Ephebophilia (also hebephilia): sexual attraction towards adolescents.

[/] Erotic asphyxia: sexual attraction from asphyxia (also called "breath control play" or "strangulation"), including autoerotic asphyxiation. (All this ties into my Dominance in bed <.< >.> Do not judge.)

[ ] Erotic lactation (also galactophilia or lactophilia): sexual attraction to human milk or lactating women. 

[ ] Exhibitionism (also autagonistophilia or peodeiktophilia): sexual arousal by engaging in sexual behavior in view of third parties (also includes the recurrent urge or behavior to expose one's genitals to an unsuspecting person).

[ ] Food play: sexual arousal from food.

[ ] Formicophilia: sexual attraction to smaller animals, insects, etc. crawling on parts of the body.

[ ] Forniphilia: sexual objectification in which a person's body is incorporated into a piece of furniture.

[/] Frotteurism: sexual arousal from the recurrent urge or behavior of touching or rubbing against a non-consenting person.

[ ] Gerontophilia: sexual attraction towards the elderly.

[ ] Homeovestism: sexual arousal by wearing the clothing of one's own gender.

[ ] Human animal roleplay: sexual arousal by having oneself or a partner taking on the role of real or imaginary animal.

[] Hybristophilia: sexual arousal to people who have committed crimes, in particular cruel or outrageous crimes.

[ ] Incestophilia: sexual attraction to a member of one's own family.

[ ] Katoptronophilia: sexual arousal from having sex in front of mirrors.

[ ] Kleptophilia: sexual arousal from stealing things.

[ ] Klismaphilia: sexual pleasure from enemas.

[x] Lust murder (also homicidophilia or erotophonophilia): sexual arousal from committing (or trying to commit) murder. It also appear to be strictly related with others similar paraphilias like sexual sadism, necrophilia, vorarephilia and Blood fetish.

[ ] Macrophilia: sexual attraction to giants or giant body parts (such as breasts and genitalia)—the opposite of microphilia.

[ ] Masochism: the recurrent urge or behavior of wanting to be humiliated, beaten, bound, or otherwise made to suffer. 

[ ] Microphilia: sexual attraction to miniature people or miniature body parts—the opposite of macrophilia. 

[ ] Modzeleskphilia: sexual attraction to food. Namely cheese, nachos, and red wines. 

[ ] Mysophilia: sexual attraction to soiled, dirty, foul or decaying materials.

[X] Narratophilia: sexual arousal in the use of dirty or obscene words to a partner. 

[ ] Necrophilia: sexual attraction to corpses. It includes necrosadism, sexual gratification derived by mutilating and dismembering corpses.

[X] Odaxelagnia: sexual arousal associated with biting or being bitten.

[X] Olfactophilia: sexual stimulus with smells or odors. (I really enjoy the musk of myself after jacking off, so I assume it would be the same with another man too <.<)

[ ] Paraphilic infantilism: sexual pleasure from dressing, acting, or being treated as a baby.

[ ] Parthenophilia: sexual attraction to virgins.

[ ] Pedophilia: sexual attraction to prepubescent children. It includes Nepiophilia (also infantophilia), sexual attraction to children three years old or younger.

[X] Pictophilia: sexual attraction to pictorial pornography or erotic art. (Does Yiff count?)

[X] Plushophilia: sexual attraction to stuffed animals and/or people dressed in animal costumes. [insert furry joke here] (I have had sex with a good few of my plushies I am a strange man.)

[ ] Pyrophilia: sexual arousal through watching, setting, hearing, talking or fantasizing about fire. 

[ ] Racial fetish: attraction to someone of a different colour.

[x] Sadism: deriving pleasure, or in some cases sexual arousal from giving pain.

[ ] Salirophila: sexual arousal by soiling (only the appearance of) the object of one's desired partner.

[X] Schediaphilia: sexual attraction to cartoon characters. (Steele is one sexy motherfucker.)

[ ] Sitophilia: sexual arousal by involving food in sex.

[ ] Somnophilia: sexual arousal from sleeping or unconscious people. It appears to be related to necrophilia.

[ ] Sthenolagnia: sexual arousal from the demonstration of strength or muscles. (I personaly find that disgusting .3.)

[ ] Telephone scatologia: being sexually aroused by making obscene phone calls to strangers.

[ ] Teratophilia: sexual attraction to deformed or monstrous features.

[X] Transvestic fetishism: sexual arousal from the wearing of clothes typically associated with the opposite gender to the wearer.

[ ] Trichophilia: sexual arousal from hair. 

[ ] Troilism: sharing a sexual partner with another person while looking on. 

[/] Urolagnia: sexual attraction to urine, including urinating in public, urinating on others, and being urinated on by others; it includes Urophagia: sexual attraction to drinking urine or watching others drink urine. (I'd totally piss on someone. Mark them as my own)

[ ] Vorarephilia (also gynophagia): sexual attraction at the thought of being eaten by or eating another person or creature. It includes endosomataphillia—a sexual fetish of being within someone (a sub-genre is partial unbirthing—a sexual attraction to inserting an adult head into a vagina).

[ ] Voyeurism: sexual arousal through secretly watching others having sex (also includes scoptophilia—the recurrent urge or behavior to observe an unsuspecting person who is naked, disrobing or engaging in sexual activities.)

[ ] Xenophilia: sexual attraction to foreigners.

[ ] Zelophilia: sexual arousal from jealousy. 

[X] Zoophilia: sexual attraction to animals. (I can feel the judgment and angry messages already <3)

[ ] Zoosadism: sexual gratification derived from causing pain and suffering to animals. Necrozoophilia (also necrobestiality) strictly applies to killing animals. (This shit is disgusting and needs to not exist.)

[ ] Anesthesia fetishism: sexual fetish for anesthesia.

[x] Blood fetishism (also haematophilia): sexual fetish for blood (also known as vampire fetish, hematolagnia and haematophilia), and is an anthropological term used to describe the belief within a society or culture that blood in itself (as a material substance) possesses powerful and magical properties.

[ ] Breast fetishism.

[ ] Breast expansion fetishism.

[ ] Crush fetish: a paraphilia which primarily consists of the desire to see others (generally a desirable potential partner) crush small creatures such as insects, mammals and reptiles.

[ ] Diaper fetishism.

[ ] Doll fetish.

[ ] Fat fetishism.

[ ] Foot fetishism (podophilia).

[ ] Garment fetishism: sexual fetish that revolves around a fixation upon a particular article or type of clothing, a collection of garments that appear as part of a fashion or uniform, or a person dressed in such a garment.

[ ] Hand fetishism.

[ ] Hip fetishism.

[ ] Hypnofetishism: sexual fetish for hypnosis and similar forms of mental persuasion, therapy or mind control.

[ ] Impregnation fetish.

[ ] Medical fetishism.

[ ] Navel fetishism.

[ ] Nose fetishism (also nasophilia).

[ ] Panty fetishism.

[ ] Pregnancy fetishism.

[ ] Robot fetishism

[ ] Shoe fetishism

[ ] Silk/Satin fetishism

[ ] Smoking fetishism (Capnolagnia).

[ ] Spandex fetishism.

[ ] Tickling fetishism (also acarophilia).

[ ] Total enclosure fetishism: sexual fetishism whereby a person becomes aroused when having entire body enclosed in a certain way, hence the name.

[ ] Transformation fetish.

[ ] Wet and messy fetishism: sexual arousal by having substances deliberately and generously applied to the naked skin, or to the clothes people are wearing.




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44 ODD THINGS

1. Do you like blue cheese? I can't eat cheese soooooo!
2. Have you ever smoked? No, unless passive smoking counts, if so. You all have.
3. Do you own a gun? No
4. What is your favourite cordial flavour? Any?
5. Do you get nervous before Doctor appointments? I do not do doctors I avoid them xD They're evil little fuck sacks.
6. What do you think of hot dogs? They’re tasty if the sausage is a nice one but I haven't had one in years, they're delicious with ketchup!
7. Favourite Christmas movie? I don't know if there are any good ones.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Water!
9. Do you do push-ups? I have never really tried, don't do working out xD.
10.What’s your favourite piece of jewellery? Why the heck would I wear jewelry? Not my sort of thing to be completely honest i'd look silly in it.
11. Favourite hobby? Drawing or playing games I guess?
12. Do you have A.D.D? No
13. What’s the one thing you hate about yourself? Everything because I suck <.<
14. Middle name? Trevor Gregory.
15. Name three thoughts at this exact moment? What the heck is this guy doing in this video, I wonder what is in the universe. Damn I have a boner.
16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? Water, water and more water. xD
17. Current worry? That my life plans will not work out the way I want them too and shit will just go wrong and I'll end up doing something stupid and not be around anymore or something like that, or my friends will leave me and I'll be alone .3.
18. Current hate right now? A lot of things I can not be bothered listing xD.
19. Favourite place to be? The Penine moors at night
20. How do you ring in the new year? I don't really?
21. Where would you like to go? ANywhere away from here.
22. Name three people who will complete this? No one unless they specificly chose too, it isn't my place to tell them what to do <.<
23. Do you own slippers? I do not, socks work just fine
24. What colour shirt are you wearing right now? White
25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? I don't kow, I have never done it.
26. Can you whistle? I can indeed!
27. Favourite Colour? Too many to care to list xD
28. Would you be a pirate? I am a proffesional Pirate.
29. What songs do you sing in the shower? I donæt really shower
30. Favourite girl’s name? Ashley
31. Favourite boy’s name? Dimitri xD
32. What’s in your pocket right now? I have a little tiny switch blade thingy.
33. Last thing that made you laugh? My friend when we where talking xD
34. Best bed sheets as a child? I never really had any special ones as a kid.
35. Worst injury you have ever had? Broke my leg when I was tiny .3.
36. Do you love where you live? I absolutly hate it here, it makes me wish to kill everyone here-
37. How many TV’s do you have in your house? Counting moniters 2?
38. Who is your loudest friend? I have no idea.
39. How many dogs do you have? Two used to have three
40. Does someone have a crush on you? I have no idea .3.
41. What book are you reading at the moment? This meme?
42. What’s your favourite candy? Too many to think about
43. What’s your favourite sports team? I don’t watch any sport
44.What song do you want played at your funeral? Want You Gone; Portal 2 OST

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Your account seems to be slowly dying...

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It is slowly dying, I rarely use it for any actuall work.
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